Hey! Hey! So as you can tell by the title this ones about my ever growing bump, my Kmart closet and yep! You read right! My Leaking Boobs!
Lets start off with that Kmart closet... From that 12 week mark by bump really started to pop and I mean pop! I felt so horrible in everything I wore and as terrible as this sounds I was at that awkward bump stage where I just looked like I had packed a few on. After about a week of ripping clothes from my closet and throwing them all over my floor after trying them on I cracked it. I decided to take a drive to Kmart for some much needed bargain retail therapy.
First thing was first I went straight to the maternity section. Aside from some amazing jeans with fit like a glove I didn't buy much. Instead I then walked across the aisle to the stand with the $2.50 t-shirts! You bloody ripper! What a bargain!! I bought about 5 of these in my usual size 12 knowing they would be tight! And yeah! They sure were! And my god didn't they make me look pregnant! Because every pregnant gal is all about that fashion bump! I know I am.
Along with the jeans and t-shirts I also made a very wise investment in some granny undies. Yep no elastic, big old granny undies... the fancy ones with the lace on the trim. MMMMMM... Jacob is one lucky man. But really they are the most comfortable thing ever. I also picked up a few bras because I boobs grew!
And here's where we begin the next section of this blog. My boobs. Yep at the 18 week mark I came home from work, took off all of my clothes including those amazing maternity jeans and sexy granny undies, and I got in the steamy shower. Now I sleep naked. Always have and probably always will. So after my shower I dried off and waltz off to bed. Now at this point Jacob had already been in bed for about 5-10 minutes. As I lay there on my side, phone in hand up at my face while I stalk a few people on facebook I feel a wet substance on my inner bicep. "hmmm I wonder why my arm is wet". I wipe my arm dry and roll over to the other side. "what? why is my arm wet again?" I start thinking to myself what could this possibly be! And now that I'm a hormonal cow that can get a little snappy from time to time I started to get frustrated and take it out on Jacob like it was his fault that my arms kept getting wet.
Finally after a third time I have the 'light bulb' moment. "aaarrrrhhhh! My boobs!!" And now I had realised with delight what was leaking on my arm. It was in-fact breast milk. The hot shower triggered some leakage from the chest area and I was like a deer in headlights I did not expect this to be happening so soon!
I am now 21 weeks pregnant and the boobs are still leaking after hot showers especially! I have been back to Kmart about 1000 times and I think im addicted to online shopping for baby stuff but hey, I am enjoying every minute and Jacob is for sure enjoying those granny undies.
Until next time! Oh! and I swear it won't be such a long wait for the next one!
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